Some of us voted for a certain Political 'work meeting' at the last election.
They laughed and they played once you'd made your selection,
Behold another set of rules imposed by an utter set of tools,
Who never for a moment thought they'd have to behave themselves behind the closed doors of number ten.
With the copper out front who never once said 'what's going on here then?'

I'm not at all surprised that this political party had a number of surprise parties when none of us were meant to,
Along with regular carefully planned and sneakily executed, - boozy electorate enabled shindigs, all of which were refuted,
Even as the more than obvious evidence was thrust in our faux shocked faces, oh how we revel in their disgraces,
The disgraces that might just for once yield enough rope to hang them out to dry
Smirks wiped off faces as crocodile tears they cry,
They snivel and swivel, retract and redact, u turns and phoney concern for our well-being
The truth we're now at least partially seeing,
Fully enabled by a nation that put exes on sheaves of ballot papers
Despite being painfully aware of their previous and numerous morally rotten capers.
The obvious buffoon and his loyal baboons have always acted as though they are above the law,
They did before and they will some more, before the axe falls on their time in power….. if indeed it does.
And it should.

But beware the distraction as we demand action for their mounting indiscretions, they pretend that they've learnt their lesson,
While the spotlight shines on their contrite and full of shite apologetic masks,
In the shadows they'll be pursuing more self serving tasks,
Like refurbishing flats with taxpayer dough and awarding fucking massive contracts to companies that don't know - what the fuck they're doing.
We should be suing them.
Billions of pounds worth of sub standard PPE thrown in the bin while our sub standard MPs issue more spin, to try and brainwash us into thinking they've delivered on COVID, eying up that posh wine in their posh work meeting fridge,
Work meeting cheese,
Work meeting games,
Work meeting barbeques,
Work meeting no shame,
Work meeting birthday cake,
Work meeting it's only a mistake if you get caught,
You only have to say sorry if you get caught,
Snogging and groping arses on work time,
Getting paid for playing charades every Wine - time Fridays, BYOB
Making a mockery of democracy,
Yet again.